Liberalism Lowers Your I.Q.
For proof, look at the declining spiral of Mad Kane’s work. For years she has penned parodies bashing Bush using pop songs and show tunes as her models. Now all that leftist venom has shrunk her brain power so much that she has to use much simpler raw material, like old folk songs. Her latest silly piece, “Fact-Free Bush”, is based on the trivial “She’ll Be Coming Round The Mountain”.
If this dumbing down continues, what will she have to use next? Nursery rhymes? (Actually, if that appeaser Heinz-Kerry wins, Mad might do well to follow the alleged model of “Ring a round the rosie” about the Bubonic Plague, and study the symptoms of Anthrax for a new song.)
Unfortunately, there are still some liberals out there whose brains have not evaporated far enough to keep them from trying such attacks. Consider this song from the musical “Paint Your Bandwagon”. (This would probably be difficult to stage, since it is supposed to be sung from “an undisclosed location”.)
“In our red states we use a name for lie, for mock, and for snark.
A snark’s TBogg, a mock’s Mad Kane. We call a lie Rich-ard Clarke.
Rich-ard Clarke threw wild claims around and got press with his lyin’.
Rich-ard Clarke made us sound like we cared nought for people dyin’.
“Before I knew Rich-ard Clarke’s name and heard his loathsome blowin’
I started war, gave contracts out, and oil just kept a-flowin’.
But since that day he testified they’ve all begun to rend me
And now poor Karl, he does not know just where on earth to send me.
“Our terms for lie and mock and snark have all long been a-writed
But if your hand’s caught in the till we’ve no word for indicted.
Now Halliburton’s dropping me for fear I’ll hurt their stock price.
Rich-ard Clarke tell some lies for me. I can’t just count on Doc Rice.
“Rich-ard Clarke, Rich-ard Clarke. We call a lie Rich-ard Clark.
Rich-ard Clarke, Rich-ard Clarke. Tell some lies for me.”
