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November 29, 2004

Oh, Zack! You mustn’t!

He kissed her, forced her lips open with his mouth. She could taste the whiskey he had been drinking, feel his whiskers and the scab on his face. A wave of revulsion swept over her, and she pushed him away. As he fell back, the white bulldog moved toward her, his growl becoming louder.

“Ah, feisty, ain’t she, Luper?” Wilson stroked the dog. “Well, sometimes that’s the kind’s the most fun.” He turned and reached for the whiskey bottle and saw Baby holding it. “gaddammit! Give me that!” He grabbed the bottle, tipped it up, and took a very long drink. “I want you and the kids to get outta here,” he said to Baby.

“But, Zack–”

“I said get out! Take ‘em over to the soddie. Take ‘em someplace. I don’t care where.”

“Lemme just get a few things together for ‘em. It’ll take just a minute.”

Wilson sat down at the table, emptied the whiskey bottle, and stared at Sophie. She was terrified, felt sick with apprehension. She had no weapons, no hope of help. Paul was the only one who knew where she was, and there was no reason for him to come after her. What could she do? She couldn’t give in to Wilson. She couldn’t. But if she fought him, what might he do. He was stronger than she–and there was that dog. Every time she moved, the dog growled.

“Goddamnit, Baby! What’s takin’ you so long?” Wilson demanded.

“Just about ready, Zack, just about ready.” Baby stood in the doorway with the two children. She would not look at Sophie. “Zack,” Baby said, “she’s not his sweetheart.”

“Get your ass outta here!”

“You can’t do this, Zack, you just can’t. They’ll come after you. You’d know that if you weren’t drunk.”

He made a threatening move toward her, and she ran, jerking the blond-haired child off her feet.

As Wilson moved toward Sophie, she stood, but the dog growled menacingly, and she dared move no farther. Wilson grabbed her by the shoulders and put his face on her neck. He mumbled words she couldn’t understand.

She tried to steel herself, control her revulsion. All her instincts demanded that she fight him, that she kick, bite, anything to push him away, to get his hands off her. But her mind was moving rapidly. What would happen if she did? It wouldn’t change the outcome, merely delay it and bring her more pain and injury. She tried drawing within herself to a place he couldn’t touch, to a place from which she could watch him and hate him with a pure and unalloyed hatred.

He kissed her then, full on the lips as before, and he began to fumble with the buttons on the front of her dress. His breath, the whiskers scratching her face, his filthy hands on her flesh–suddenly…..

Fledgling writers are always advised to ‘write what you know,’ so it’s pretty interesting trying to determine what and who Lynne Cheney knew here, in this excerpt.

But TBOGG found it, Lynne’s complete novel ‘Sisters’, published by Mrs. Tarquin Biscuitbarrel, at Livejournal.

Wyoming, a drunken Zack and a white bulldog sure can play the devil on a woman’s fantasies. But it’s too much for me, so please excuse me while I go blush.

9 Responses to “Oh, Zack! You mustn’t!”

  1. PW Says:

    I dunno, Kevin. “Write what you know?” I get the sense that Lynne Cheney may not have had wide-ranging experience in her chosen subject but had been reading a lot of Harlequin level stuff. There’s something about “full on the mouth” which is awful familiar. 1950’s romance novels.

  2. Soon To Be A Major Published Author Says:

    She’s awful, isn’t she. And yet, someone chose to publish her. That should qualify as hope for anyone, ANYONE, who wants to become a Published Author.

    Unlike Journalists, Published Authors don’t have to knee-pad to power. They’re SUPPOSED to just make shit up; no marginalized progressives send futile complaints to their editors when they do.

    Kind of cool, in a horrible way. Lynne Cheney.

  3. Thomas Ware Says:

    So that’s what I’ve been doing wrong! If i write terrible and make stuff up i can get published. WOW! Maybe i can start a religion!

  4. francoise Says:

    And the worst part is that that harridan was the head of the National Endowment for the Humanities (is that right? or was it Endowment for the Arts?) in the early 1990’s. Correct me if I’m wrong, but I know she sat presiding over true artists’ work. What rubbish, and from such a termagant.

  5. Julie O. Says:

    Would people please stop posting excerpts!?! My curiosity is actually getting piqued, and I don’t want to read that trash in its entirety.

    BTW, I used to read romance novels when I was a teenager. It’s porn for housewives whose sensibilities are offended at visual depictions. Not only that, it’s hardcore, fetish porn; a lot of rape-fantasy and Stockholm Syndrome being mistaken for love.

  6. julia Says:

    It’s worse. She presided over the teaching of culture.

  7. ae Says:

    Francoise,
    That harpie was chair of the NEH, ’tis true. And if you believe the rumaz, she’s chair of the NEH again, playing puppetmaster to Bruce Cole. More frightening to contemplate than her purple prose.

  8. Kevin Hayden Says:

    Julie O: Well, I suppose we could just cyber instead, but you’ll just have to imagine the alcohol breath and nuzzling against my scabby face then.

    (Up till now, I was just trying to fogure out if scabface or the bulldog was Dick. Perhaps I gotta be a housewife to put more fantasy into it than that.)

  9. Mrs. Tarquin Biscuitbarrel Says:

    Oh! How delightful! Never before in my life has a great deal of typing provoked so much commentary!

    I’m so glad I put my shoulder to the wheel, as it were.

    Tenderly yours, Mrs. Biscuitbarrel