Napoleon Dynamite’s brother Kip tapped to become next deputy secretary of state

President Bush on Friday tapped U.S. Trade Representative Robert Zoellick, known to Gen-Yers as Kip, the chat room-obsessed brother of hapless high schooler Napoleon Dynamite, to become the next deputy secretary of state under Condolleezza Rice. First order of business was changing Secretary Rice’s Secret Service code name to LaFawnduh.



January 14th, 2005 at 1:55 pm
ROFLMAO! He’s every bit as pasty, isn’t he?
Wonder if he’ll git funky ‘n sh** once he’s wit da Lafawndoleeza?
January 14th, 2005 at 1:56 pm
Shut up Corey…you know he’s training to become a cage fighter.
January 19th, 2005 at 10:36 am
LOL!!! That is too funny. I’m gonna tell Grandma you were eating all her steaks.