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Mr. Cheney, who has a great deal of money, expresses his support of both private charity and religion by sticking a one dollar bill in the collection plate at the national prayer service in honor of Our Fearless Leader’s inauguration.
God could not be reached for comment. He’s thought to be out of town this week.
January 21st, 2005 at 1:59 pm
That’s not a dollar. That’s Ted Kennedy’s Harvard diploma.
January 21st, 2005 at 2:13 pm
Um.
You know that makes no sense, right?
January 21st, 2005 at 3:47 pm
so sad…
January 21st, 2005 at 4:15 pm
How can you be sure he’s putting it in and not taking it out?
January 21st, 2005 at 4:34 pm
Those are Cheney Bucks! You know, they have his a-hole at the top of the pyramid…
January 21st, 2005 at 5:49 pm
are you sure it’s u.s. currency? could be canadian. could be turkish lira.
January 21st, 2005 at 7:37 pm
He’s getting his change, he only had a $50.
January 21st, 2005 at 9:58 pm
The real sad thing is the look of beatitude as he is doing it.
January 22nd, 2005 at 4:02 am
Wow, a whole dollar! Now the church can feed the poor, and assist the widows and orphans, so the government doesn’t have to!
January 22nd, 2005 at 6:02 am
Ryan: I’m with you. Look how self-satisfied they all look. I watched that whole service so I can tell you - this is the most engaged any of them looked during the whole thing.
January 22nd, 2005 at 6:33 am
they’re doing lines of coke silly …
January 22nd, 2005 at 9:55 am
It’s a collection to renew Joe Biden’s Hair Club membership.
January 22nd, 2005 at 10:13 am
Duuuude. Gnomic.
Only you really can’t pink lefties with Joe Biden right now acause he’s done gone and pissed us all off.
Sorry. You may actually have to go out and learn the name of some Democrats if you want to take a whack at our new totems.
Once every twenty years won’t kill you.
At least, I personally am willing to take that risk.
January 22nd, 2005 at 8:14 pm
Great thing is, its totally tax-deductable! Though knowing “tricky dick” he’ll write it off as $100k