Don’t Vote Twice, Vote All Night
Zell Miller predicts the future by channelling an old Bob Dylan tune:
It does no good to vote for any Dem scum.
They can’t win, anyway.
Don’t even leave one seat that they can win from.
Who cares what they would say?
TV and mail ads only ice the cakes;
Code writers do what it really takes,
And exit polls we denounce as fakes.
Don’t vote twice, vote all night.It’s useless now for them to claim they hate sin,
And go back to their church,
Where lezzie pastors even marry gay men,
And shun the switch of birch.
On Our Lord’s name we hold the copyright.
Those cheek-turners on election night
Will wait in vain for just one blue light.
Don’t vote twice, vote all night.There is no point in giving any leeway
To fools who think we’re apes.
Just tell them all to flee on up the freeway,
Sit home, and eat their crepes.
I once loved their party, back in the day
When folks knew their place the time-honored way,
But here sex, drugs, and rock just will not play.
Don’t vote twice, vote all night.It is hopeless now to fight one-party states,
Even with a new name.
It’s too bad if our winning software grates,
But now, that ends the game.
When we win next time all Dems should know
We’ll close the curtain on their lefty show.
They all will be bound for Guantanamo.
Don’t vote twice, vote all night.
May 13th, 2005 at 2:25 pm
If the Republican Cyborgs don’t get us. Clinton II will (her old man boosted military spending far above cold war levels).
From New York Times:
Oddly, Hillary and, Yes, Newt Agree to Agree
By RAYMOND HERNANDEZ
Published: May 13, 2005
WASHINGTON, May 12 - What do Newt Gingrich and Hillary Rodham Clinton want from each other?
Mr. Gingrich, the former House speaker, has been working alongside the former first lady on a number of issues, and even appeared with her at a press conference on Wednesday to promote - of all things - health-care legislation.
But more puzzling than that, Mr. Gingrich has been talking up Mrs. Clinton’s presidential prospects in 2008, to the chagrin of conservative loyalists who once regarded him as a heroic figure. Last month, he even suggested she might capture the presidency, saying “any Republican who thinks she’s going to be easy to beat has a total amnesia about the history of the Clintons.”