News From Talibama
MONTGOMERY, Ala. — A pregnant student who was banned from graduation at her Roman Catholic high school announced her own name and walked across the stage anyway at the close of the program.
Alysha Cosby’s decision prompted cheers and applause Tuesday from many of her fellow seniors at St. Jude Educational Institute.
But her mother and aunt were escorted out of the church by police after Cosby headed back to her seat.
The officials said she was asked to stay away because of ’safety concerns.’ (She’s not a boy! She’ll be safe from the priests!)
The father of Cosby’s child, also a senior at the school, was allowed to participate in graduation.
Next week: the Divine Republic of Alabama Jesus-Bob enters the 20th century.
Addendum: Michigan’s faithful display greater adherence to Scripture.
May 19th, 2005 at 1:26 pm
You gotta understand how these things work. Boys will be boys, but that girl is a SLUT!
May 19th, 2005 at 3:14 pm
Like Hester…..Heaven has granted her an open ignominy.
May 20th, 2005 at 10:45 am
What about the father of the kid? I bet HE can graduate…