The American Family Association warns us about a TV special that blows the lid off the Homosexual Agenda.

TV Land is touting the “Tickled Pink” as the first program to look at how and why certain classic television shows “have hit the funny bone for generations of gay viewers.” The show promises to celebrate a variety of TV shows and situation comedies that have commanded huge homosexual fan bases, and will “get the inside scoop from the talented people that created them.”

Ed Vitagliano, a media researcher for the American Family Association, says although “Tickled Pink” does not promote the latest political issues of the pro-homosexual movement, the one-hour special does appear to have some disturbing objectives. One thing the show seems to do, he observes, is to hint that Hollywood has somehow “outsmarted” mainstream culture for decades by “sneaking” homosexual characters and motifs into television programs.

All this “underscores the fact that there really is an agenda in Hollywood amongst those who are homosexual,” Vitagliano says. And its chief aim, he asserts, has apparently been “to kind of broach the subject [of homosexuality] to straight America in as subtle a way as possible with the hopes that they’ll be more accepting of the political movement.”

Upon watching “Tickled Pink,” Vitagliano says it was “disturbing” to have Hollywood’s homosexual agenda so solidly confirmed. “In some ways it was worse than I expected it to be,” he notes, “because it really celebrated the fact that there were people in Hollywood who were trying to get a message across without the viewer really knowing it — at least if they were straight.”

You know how Paul Lynde used to deliver those suggestive lines on “Hollywood Squares” and how he seemed kind of fey on “Bewitched”? Well, it turns out that he may have been gay!

And apparently the gays all knew this, and laughed at us straight people who were never clued in to their little inside joke. And the subversive goal behind Paul Lynde was to make us and our children think that gays were people too. No wonder we are now having to discuss “gay marriage” in this country!

And then the gays tried to claim that Batman and Robin, Starsky and Hutch, and even Laverne and Shirley are, if not homosexual, at least good friends — how dare they despoil our heroes!

“Even in TV shows that have nothing to do with homosexuality,” Vitagliano notes, “apparently gays and lesbians have often latched onto any hint of a close relationship or spiritual intimacy between characters of the same sex and have read a homosexual subtext into it, desperate to find something — anything — that will give them a sense of normalcy.” Or, in other cases, he adds, indications are that homosexuals often view shows about characters with supernatural powers and hidden abilities, such as “Bewitched” and “I Dream of Jeannie,” and see characters who must keep secrets or lead hidden lives as somehow paralleling the “closeted” homosexual existence.

“I watched the show with a deep sense of sadness,” Vitagliano notes. “It made me realize all the more how much Christians need to reach out to gays and lesbians, who are often extremely lonely people.”

Yes, anybody who would read all kinds of stuff that isn’t there into fictional characters must be really pathetic.

But wait, isn’t Ed Vitagliano the author of “Somthing Swishy About Shark Tail”, the review that claimed the cartoon vegetarian shark in the film was obviously gay, and that the movie was trying to indocrinate kids into accepting homosexuality?

But back to his pity for homosexuals, who are so lonely that they have to make up fantasies about how everybody is gay.

Not that homosexuals are to be pitied, he adds, “any more than we are all to be pitied by God.” But although many homosexuals may feel they are lacking intimacy and a sense of connection with people of their same sex, the AFA spokesman says, “What they really need is a relationship with Jesus.”

Say, that would make a good TV action show: “Gay Starsky and Jesus!” They’re cops who don’t play by the rules!

Anyway, I haven’t seen “Tickled Pink,” but it sounds like fun. Brian Moylan of the Houson Voice said of it:

Insightful, entertaining and thorough, the show is mostly a primer for straight people about gay culture, but trust me: You’ll think it’s a hoot — and informative.

And maybe it will reveal more about their secret Bea Arthur agenda.