Cherrypicking Malkin’s hypocrisy exposed more often than Paris Hilton’s Coo-coo
As regards the newly declassified Iraq documents, released to stem the bleeding poll numbers of George of the Bungle, Michelle Malkin finds the smoking gun:
An Iraqi intelligence service document saying that their Afghani informant, who’s only identified by a number, told them that the Afghani Consul Ahmed Dahastani claimed the following in front of him:
That OBL and the Taliban are in contact with Iraq and that a group of Taliban and bin Laden group members visited Iraq.
That the U.S. has proof the Iraqi government and “bin Laden’s group” agreed to cooperate to attack targets inside America.
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On the same ABC page she cites, there’s also this:
A number of correspondences to check rumors that some members of al Qaeda organization have entered Iraq. Three letters say this information cannot be confirmed. The letter on page seven, however, says that information coming from “a trustworthy source” indicates that subjects who are interested in dealing with al Qaeda are in Iraq and have several passports.
The letter seems to be coming from or going to Trebil, a town on the Iraqi-Jordanian border.
So what does Malkin do? She assumes the Afghan informant, who I’ve nicknamed ‘Spaceball’ has the goods on the Hussein- Al Qaeda connection despite tons of similar rumors from unreliable and reliable sources that have been more inspected than Bill Clinton’s schlong.
She’s found a smoking water pistol that fits her fantasy, rooted in her desire to gain a no-bid contract from the neo-convicts to report their hallucinations as if she encountered them from The Divine.
She ignores the greater body of evidence, that Bush regularly bases policy on rumors that have already been discredited and the rumors go public whenever he needs to divert attention from all the things he’s done wrong, to bolster his support, based on fear, not facts.
There’s gold in carrying water for neoconvicts. People who can make $9 billion disappear in Iraq have plenty of pocket change to reward media whores like Malkin. As a useful tool, she’s as accurate as a hammer striking the nut on a nail.
And now that the choir she sings to has fallen to 33%, she’s digging in her heels to demonstrate that the majority of Americans need to take the LSD-laced Kool-Aid that the 33% remains addicted to. Artificial flavor, artificial sweetener, hallucinatory additive, stir well and chug.
She doesn’t that the majority is dealing with an awful hangover and has sworn off the Bush sauce for good. She’d have more impact inspecting Bill Clinton’s schlong again than she does making molehills out of the Brokedicks’ Mountain.
