My disturbing analogy of the day
So, Bush has officially put the FOX in charge of the hen house. I was thinking about that as I lay in bed this morning, half-conscious and searching for a reason to get up, my brain came up with a most disturbing analogy for the situation:
THIS IS JUST LIKE PRINCE CHARLES AND CAMILLA PARKER BOWLES.
Think about it.
For years, there’s much talk and speculation about some hanky panky going on between the two parties. You just KNOW that they’ve been in bed together hundreds of times, but you don’t want to think about it too much because the visuals in your head might scar you for life.
They can’t come out and publicly announce their “relationship” because it’s too scandalous. And possibly illegal. But, after enough time passes, they figure: “Oh, what the hell. Let’s just tell everybody. There’s nothing they can do about it now, anyway.“
Then you wind up with public open-mouth kisses.
OR with someone from a “news” organization KNOWN for distorting facts, manipulating data, and out and out lying to further their agenda, running the press corps show.
Either way…..EWWW.
But it’s not really NEW news, you know? All parties are doing the exact same thing they were doing before. They’re just doing it in our faces now.
Metaphorically speaking, President Bush wants to be reincarnated as FOX News’s tampon.
Anyway, that’s what my half-conscious brain had to say about the matter. And it’s probably not wrong.
April 26th, 2006 at 8:55 am
Having cut out the middleman, Fox News will now be broadcast wholesale, straight from the White House.
April 26th, 2006 at 10:57 am
At least now the delivery people can send the KY jelly to one address instead of having to send it to both FOX and the White House.
April 26th, 2006 at 1:18 pm
Tony Snow always dreamed of being Bush’s tampon. Now he gets his wish, and Bush won’t even need the string.
April 26th, 2006 at 1:49 pm
But snow has more chin than either Charles or Camilla.
Maybe it will help him woo the Chinese…
Great analogy!
Dave