GOP Emergency Plans for Avian Flu Epidemic
Abstinence Education:
Michael Chertoff Scary Face:
Nuclear Option Remains on the Table:
Catch an Illegal Immigrant Day:
Tort Reform:
Tax Cuts on Capital Gains:
Power of Prayer!
Leak from the Strategic Petroleum Reserve.
That’ll Slow Down Those Damn Birds:
Personalized Health Savings Accounts:
Permanent Elimination of Estate Tax . . .
and Hurry Up About It Already:
April 28th, 2006 at 11:32 am
I’m sure there is one more step. The use of the military drawn down from Iraq (30K or so) to sweep through US cities and pick up dissenters and opponents of this great plan. Afterall, they went to all the trouble to build those cool new detention camps in the middle of the deserts.
April 28th, 2006 at 11:37 am
And, Professor Berube, there’s always the invasion option. If, for example, the U. S. were to attack Turkey from the rear, I’m sure Greece would help.
April 28th, 2006 at 11:50 am
I heard Bush was about to bomb the Canary Islands
April 28th, 2006 at 12:19 pm
Invasion and detention and bombing are always good ideas, though a little bird tells me that the Turkey-basting thing just might violate the “abstinence” plan. Perhaps, instead, Bush — or a surrogate, like Michelle Malkin — could order the slaughter of all moonbats.
April 29th, 2006 at 5:43 am
Phyllis:
It’s not the Canarys he’s attacking, it’s Fernando Pó!!
April 29th, 2006 at 7:01 pm
That’s great! Abstinence. Tax cuts. And the ever-reassuring nuclear option. Although, biology being sneaky, I suspect the subtle approach embodied in the leak from the Strategic Petroleum Reserve will ultimately prove to be the real solution.
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The one that’s not funny at all is: Bush … could order the slaughter of all the moonbats. That’s just a factual assessment of what he’d do if he could. Not funny at all. /*Shivers.*/