The GOP Family Values Hymnal Presents: “Cock of Pages”
Cock of Pages, cleft for me,
Let me hide my sa-la-mi;
Let the water and the flood,
From Thy youthful tide be blowed,
Be of sin the double cure;
Save from wrath and make me newer.Not the labor of my glands
Can fulfill Thy law’s demands;
Could my zeal no respite know,
Could my fears forever flow,
All for sin could not atone;
Thou must save, and Thou alone.Nothing in my hand I bring,
Simply to the dross I cling;
Naked, come to Thee for dress;
Helpless look to Thee for less;
Foul, I to the fountain fly;
Watch me, Savior, or I die.While I draw this filthy breath,
When mine eyes shall you undress,
When I soar to worlds unknown,
Seedy as a mindless bone,
Cock of Pages, cleft for me,
Let me hide myself with Thee.
October 7th, 2006 at 8:40 am
ppffflrgggh…..I blew coffee out the nasal passages on this one! Hilarious!
October 8th, 2006 at 11:26 am
No, no, let’s use a hymn that gets right to the point:
Foley loved the liitle pages
All the hunky pages he has known
Gay or Bi — they’re both all right
They can come and spend the night
He can hardly wait till they are grown