The Muppets Take Pongyang
Your house has been levelled. You live in a shelter. After a year, you’re given a temporary trailer. Your old house hasn’t even been bulldozed to prepare for rebuilding.
14 points after this life shattering event, your government finally delivers the relief you’ve needed. Praise the Lord, they’ve arrived with the puppets and bingo !
It’s important to understand what a friend we have in a federal government so responsive to a disaster. Because with North Korea gone nuclear, we can all be reassured that in the event of an actual nuclear attack, our government will be ready with marionettes and deodorant songs to make us feel chipper and clean-smelling while we die of searing radiation burns.
October 9th, 2006 at 3:04 pm
Jesus, Kevin, what’re you doing mentioning Nth Korea and talking about an actual nuclear attack. Are you trying to get a position at the White House? Not as a page I hope.
But then, reading between the pages, George has already screwed most people in America.