Crusin’ Down De Nile
The junior U.S. Senator from New York really likes me. I can tell, because she sends me emails addressing me by my first name. Here are a few lines from her latest note to all of us close personal friends:
Yesterday, in my latest HillCast, I described a plan for an Apollo-like effort to make clean, alternative energy the energy of America. This plan would create a strategic energy fund to invest in developing and deploying clean and alternative energy — home grown energy.
Sounds cool to me, Diane (we longtime close personal friends call her that). Can our household budget cover this?
We can create the fund without new taxes on Americans by asking the oil companies to “Play or Pay”: either they invest in alternative energy themselves, or they pay a portion of their windfall profits earned from the spike in oil prices into the strategic energy fund.
Well obviously, this must be some kind of a test flag-raising to see if anybody salutes. Sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but there’s something wrong about that “without new taxes” phrase. Unless it means you don’t consider oil companies American, then it must mean that you don’t see compulsory payments to government programs as taxes. Let me explain it, Diane.
If the alternatives are paying into this fund “voluntarily” or being forced to pay into it anyway, there is no choice involved. If they refuse to pay, the Energy Department (or whatever other agency gets this task) will just take the money. If they hide it under the bed, arm themselves, and refuse to give it up, then armed goverment agents will overwhelm them with firepower, and if necessary, kill them. Just like admitted taxes, these payments are made at the implicit or explicit point of a gunbarrel.
Now you might believe there are good reasons to advocate this program. It might even be wildly popular. But it is insulting to my intelligence to try and deny that this is taxation. Don’t piss on my shoes and tell me it’s raining.


