In Ruffini World, where life is beautiful all the time
In Ruffini World, Moqtada Al-Sadr is allied with Al Qaeda. In Iraq, he is not.
In Ruffini World, Whack A Mole has been replaced with Seal A Hole, which is accomplished by patience, that well-known hole filler. The same patience that causes Ruffini to sense victory in less than two weeks, before 80% of the surge troops have arrived.
In Ruffini World, our troops have to lay waste to Sadr City, turning it into the next Fallujah. When hearts and minds can’t be won via civil behavior, waste ‘em is the Ruffini prescription.
In Ruffini World, the mainstream media roots against a US victory. They’ll only report on the failures of Bush war strategy. Which explains the ‘near-defeaning silence’ from Bush-haters like Fox News, ABC News and Rush Limbaugh.
In Ruffini World, childbirth begins before pregnancy, which only occurs with premature ejaculation. Mere men would blush to admit that, but in Ruffini World, accelerated results are achieved singlehandedly.
