The Extremist Pseudo-Faith GOP Base is down to four
And neither is named Rudy or McAnything.
Hunter, Huckabee, Brownback or Romney. None meets their laundry list of requirements, but they may award Romney his ’second virginity’, which is the hypocritical reach that it sounds like.
Unless they want to knock themselves out of any primary influence, they’re going to have to sew Mitt a new cherry.
That would explain why they need to do the Lord’s work in secrecy, just like Jesus did, crafting a way to turn their whine into water for the Chameleon of the Commonwealth campaign.
So let’s review the Ten Commandments to see where gays, terrorists, immigrants, and taxes are mentioned. Oopsie; guess there’s a little extra surgery required there.
Brother, can I hear a ‘Hymen’?



February 25th, 2007 at 9:14 am
ROFL
February 25th, 2007 at 9:50 am
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