Malkin gets nailed again
Having gone since 3 pm Good Friday without bathing, quasi-reporter Michelle Malkin called a press conference where she lashed out at Catholic bishops in the Phillipines for telling true believers they should bathe.
“Clearly they are faith-debased liberals,” she said, “who’d attack those of us who know what leve of self-abuse Jesus requires.”
The rest of her statement was unclear, due to the decibel levels of the gagging and yakking reporters.
Afterward, she continued her pilgrimage to Cutud for her annual whipping with broken glass. For the rest of her annual Easter rituals this evening, while grooving to Led Zeppelin, she is scheduled to be nailed by Pope Benedict XVI. To an iron cross.
Malkin has claimed she is regularly ’stigmatized’ for her faith in God and His wife, Lynne.
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