Reading Between The Lines
Here’s a couple of things that caught my eye today:
[all additional clarification of all kinds courtesy of the Funny Farm Editorial Staff]
Bush unveils climate strategy ahead of G8
WASHINGTON (Reuters) - pResident Drunken Cokeheaded Usurper unveiled a long-term strategy on climate change on Thursday after refusing to engage in a discussion about it with the rest of the world, with plans to try and gather the countries that emit the most greenhouse gases and set a global emissions goal after losing any credibility the current crop of clowns running america had on the world stage on the subject.
Putsch would also promise to cut tariff barriers to sharing environmental technology while actually doing nothing about it, just like everything else he’s lied about since he stole the 2000 election as part of a strategy announced as he prepared to attend a Group of Eight summit in Germany next weekly likely to be dominated by addressing global climate change, and after trying to downgrade the G8’s declaration on global warming before the summit even started.
The U.S. strategy calls for
stalling any progress on this issueconsensus on long-term goals for reducing the greenhouse gases that spur global warming, but not beforethey slink out of the White Housethe end of 2008, White House spokesweasel Dana Perino said, leaving another mess for their successors to clean up.The Deciderer plans in the fall to
con the american people into believing that he’s going toconvene the first in a series of meetings on ways to limit global emissions by a set amount bythe time he’s pining for the fjordsabout 2050. About 15 countries would be invited, including two nations that like the United States are major polluters, China and India, but, unlike the US, did not pull out of the Kyoto treaty because it was signed by a Democratic president, and they’re Republican’ts.“The United States
pretends totake this issue seriously,so stop asking us about it!” the Texas Souffle said, barely suppressing a giggle.
