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It began to dawn on President Bush that he and Prime
Minister Brown were separated by a common language.
Calling himself a ‘Unique Creature,’ Dick Cheney decides he belongs to the Loch Ness Monster branch of gubmint.
And all along I thought it was the Creature From the Black Lagoon branch,
Mr. Death has been too busy in his latest hauntness
taking two innovators with his skeletal gauntness.
He came for the smiling creator who gave us the West Coast Offense
and the happy happy late show creator of the West Coast Flauntness.
Goodnight Bill. Sleep well Tom.
Meredith, N.H. - Republican presidential hopeful Rudy Giuliani on Monday accused Democrats of favoring a controlling “nanny government” as he continued his bashing of the rival party.
Sadly, but unsurprisingly, Rudy the Unready hasn’t yet learned the lesson of Dick: embrace the maternal substitute, so that if we let the voters grow up they shall not depart from the righteous ways of the Decider. He should learn this theme song, from a movie about the Ultimate Nanny, to the tune of