Spencer Hsu of the Washington Post reports that dropping legal voters from Florida’s elections in 2000 has come back karmically to demonstrate to Federal Judge Charles Breyer that the Bush plan to disenfranchise workers who may or may not be illegal immigrants is fubar. Before the ruling, Bush’s plan got the Chamber of Commerce, the AFL-CIO, the ACLU, the mpg, the KB/sec and the NCAA Top 25 to put on wetsuits and engage in clitoral play, in the name of Jeebus, amen.

Never before have so many natural enemies found themselves hogtied together and suffocating under a President’s stupid plan, except in the 1883 Olympics when the East German women did it, though they were disqualified for using laudanum.

So Breyer ruled “dude, no way” saying it would cause “irreparable harm to innocent workers and employers”, a violation of the Right to Avoid Being Too Stupid To Breathe Without Cuecards clause in the 2nd Amendment.

In a statement, Rep. Brian P. Bilbray (STFU-Calif.), blamed it on activist judges, meaning Breyer, whose parents were Jewish. Even though not very many 66 year old menschs are really all that active.

So if we can’t outlaw Blacks voting, and can’t make immigrant deporting legal, for God’s sake, who the hell else can we turn to to hate except an always available Jew?

From San Francisco.

Appointed by Bill Clinton.

Along with his brother Stephen, to the Supreme Court. With that Jewish chick, Ruth Badass-Ginsburg.

The anti-Jewish pogrom was quickly picked up by the Princess of Peroxide, who asserted that Christians were Jews, after they’d been perfected.

An Orthodox Peroxide Jew quickly fought back, denouncing a billion Muslims for flying planes into buildings, while demonstrating the classic Jewish guilt she felt because her cousin, Mallory, started the dominoes falling that caused the Empire State Building to be lit in green for a Muslim holiday:

“Interreligious understanding” now means we must “understand” those who want to obliterate us through tall buildings.

In 2001, it was through forced, violent, fiery colors. In 2007, it is through voluntarily whimpering and butt-kissing to Ramadan colors.

Either way, it’s a defeat. The first time, the tall buildings’ owners didn’t expect it. This time, the owners not only see it coming, they cower to it.

Planes into the building, yesterday. Jihadist-Green atop the building, today. Same difference.

If only Jim Jones were around today . . . Kool-Aid Purple Lighting atop the Empire State. “Interreligious Understanding.”

The Color Purple declined comment.

But I keep fixating on what a weird name for a WaPo writer. Like, what demographic is a Spencer Hsu? Because I hate him, and his editors for letting his article end thusly:

On Aug. 31, U.S. District Judge Maxine M. Chesney issued a temporary restraining order pending an Oct. 1 hearing before Breyer, who was appointed by President Bill Clinton in 1997 and is the sister of Supreme Court Justice Stephen G. Breyer.

That’s right, Hsu said Charles is Stephen’s sister. So do I hate Hsu or a transgender Jewish activist judge who might be a lesbian because she/he came from San Francisco? Can we get a ruling from the International Hate Commission here?

Or, being a liberal, is it time to just go back to hating the troops? The real ones or the phony ones that speak out against the war they fought in?

Or, if I’m feeling conservative today, must I find formerly comatose kiddies and hate them all the more?

Jimmy says, hate the deed. Then he says hate the Dick.
Michelle Meshuggina says hate the Klein as much as she hates Japanese Americans.

The Princess of Peroxide, needing more attention, says love The Enquirer, hate the adulterer. 90 reps rapped the war. The Marines say hate the location. Yankee fans rapped the hairless whore.

I hate too many choices. Why expend so much time trying to choose? If I can’t hate the Blacks or Latinos or even the Israelites, can I at least hate the neo-chickenhawk pseudo-Jews?

I know, ’tis better to love, better to dream and create. But that’s old fashioned, out of vogue when there’s billions of people yet to hate.