Iz-whammo-flashism: Weak
Via that horriable mensch, Joshua Marshallwitzberg, I do my part to save humanity from leftward intellexuals:
It’s Horowitztic!
The purpose of this protest is as simple as it is crucial: to confront the two Big Lies of the political left: that George Bush created the war on terror and that Global Warming is a greater danger to Americans than the terrorist threat. Nothing could be more politically incorrect than to point this out. But nothing could be more important for American students to hear. In the face of the greatest danger Americans have ever confronted, the academic left has mobilized to create sympathy for the enemy and to fight anyone who rallies Americans to defend themselves. According to the academic left, anyone who links Islamic radicalism to the war on terror is an “Islamophobe.” According to the academic left, the Islamo-fascists hate us not because we are tolerant and free, but because we are “oppressors.”
Islamo-Fascism Awareness Week is a national effort to oppose these lies and to rally American students to defend their country.
Look at all the carney rides you missed by not hosting this.
- Sit-ins in Women’s Studies Departments and campus Women’s Centers to protest their silence about the oppression of women in Islam.
- Former Senator Rick Santorum is a potential speaker.
- What you need to do: Set up a table in a central location on campus and urge students to sign the petition. Make a special effort to approach specific groups on campus such as the Faculty Senate, Student Government, and the Muslim Students’ Association to ask that they sign. If they refuse, issue a press release criticizing their refusal to condemn Islamic violence directed against women and minorities.
- ululate the entire Second Amendment backwards in Sanskrit while denouncing the heretics that foisted the New Testament on the world to force Ariel Sharon into a permanent coma and promote the introduction of holes in bagels so the lox falls through and soils your holy robe.
Nope, I won’t reveal how many of these I made up (if any). I will say that the events are suspiciously devoid of any materials about Global Warming, so feel free to provide your own demonstrations about the formation of ice in non-defrosting refrigerators and to conduct sit-ins outside of the Zoology Department, demanding to know why they hate penguins.
I’m serious here! Osama Bin Laden is really really bad and I have proof he’s wanting to be very not nice to you and we!
October 23rd, 2007 at 8:35 am
Fundamentalist Islamists are “the greatest danger Americans have ever confronted”? Greater than the British Empire, who would have prevented the USA from ever being two centuries ago? Greater than Nazi Germany? Greater than Imperial Japan? Greater than the USSR? It’s funny to see these manly-men cowering under the sheets with fear. “The land of the free and the home of the brave” is neither any more.