We interrupt this program: Tomorrow, World War Three begins
The stock market’s imploding today, by tomorrow, Bhutto and Musharraf could be locked in a death grip as Osama’s minions look to take advantage of a distracted military, the explosive wiretap testimony today is gonna light up the phones with protests from pissed-off Americans, Kerik’s indictment tomorrow will hurt the GOP frontrunner and - yes Virginia, it can get worse at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue - now there’s talk of holding the hearings on Cheney’s impeachment.
The Crayola alert system is no longer in service, so it’s practically a done deal. Either Bush will order an airstrike on Absurdistan to distract us or the Fed will pop up with yet another market bailout plan.
Praying to be Raptured just won’t be enough this time and Bush has to move fast to avoid being the first Prez to poll in the teens. So gas up the hog, buy a bus pass for insurance and do the nasty with your honeybuns one last time before Armageddon.
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November 8th, 2007 at 4:08 pm
wah, wah ,wah,wah, waaahhhh
November 8th, 2007 at 5:04 pm
Try that again, without Cartman’s balls in your mouth and maybe it’ll sound less prezidential.