Bending the Silverware
Uri Geller, the model of integrity, has an evil twin named Urine. And boy, is she pissy.
Bush has lost his mind and his moral compass. This statement is an outrage. A lie and a blood libel. Israel has never committed any acts of terrorism. What a tool of Islamic jihad. Based on that, Bush is a terrorist, anyone that defends himself, his family, his country is a terrorist.
This is a sad sad day.
BDS is one of those social diseases that occurs from frequenting reality. Now that Urine Geller is testing positive for BDS without ever approaching reality, we can only wonder whether this is simply proof that Bush has fallen off the wagon, the delirium tremors are gone and he’s getting back in touch with normal again.
Nah.
Urine just made a lucky guess. Next week, she’ll be blowing his pet goat again.


