Shorter GOP debate
Now that Obama and Clinton have usurped John Edwards’ economic populism message, Mitt Romney’s taken it for a spin. But the Rightists of the Blog Order are jubilant to see Fred Thompson wake up in time to notice he’s in the middle of a Presidential campaign, which automatically makes him the winner.
“I’m tallest and the awakest” will henceforth be his campaign slogan till his next nap, while Rudy Giuliani struggles to stay ahead of the bling standards of Ru Paul.
And note the picture. The red tie brigade looks like casket bearers for a recently deceased Party.


