Sister Nancy Beth’s Evening Constitutional
While most of the Founding Fathers were in fact ordained members of the clergy, they neglected to give Our Heavenly Father the starring role in that boring costume drama known as the Constitution. Instead, they expected common sense and Christian Values to prevail, and for everyone to mind their p’s and q’s and avoid sucking dick and all those other disgusting things liberals like to do. But then the Sixties happened, and The Left has been exploiting this oversight to the hilt ever since Bill & Hillary Clinton took those first magic bong hits. Thankfully a rewrite is coming in the form of a Huckabee presidency, which will restore Our Lord to leading man status He rightfully deserves:
The United States Constitution never uses the word “God” or makes mention of any religion, drawing its sole authority from “We the People.” However, Republican presidential candidate Mike Huckabee thinks it’s time to put an end to that.“I have opponents in this race who do not want to change the Constitution,” Huckabee told a Michigan audience on Monday. “But I believe it’s a lot easier to change the Constitution than it would be to change the word of the living god. And that’s what we need to do — to amend the Constitution so it’s in God’s standards rather than try to change God’s standards so it lines up with some contemporary view.”
I agree. I’m fed up with the way moonbats have tortured logic to allow women to wear slacks and mingle with the general public while having their monthly curse of Eve. It’s time for Constitutional amendments banning all these practices, and a hell of a lot more. Praise Him!
January 15th, 2008 at 5:28 pm
I have driven fundies nuts by claiming that God sit to the left of Jesus. Now let’s drive them (more) nuts by telling them that Jesus is constitutionally prohibited from leading this country. We know this was deliberate for the founding fathers carefully excluded themselves from this limitation.
January 15th, 2008 at 10:39 pm
Jesus can get p/t work driving Miss Daisy.
January 17th, 2008 at 8:56 am
Its about time this den of heathenry got some religion , Praise Him ! Sister Nancy has taken her ministry to the Street.
Hail Mary ! and pass the Mascara , this is culture war - bring on the Theocracy its about time that Constitution get restored back to its theological ruts..opps i meant ROOTS, Saints preserve me,
Whenever Sister Nancy gets to reporting..i often find myself typing in tongues.
January 18th, 2008 at 8:07 am
I am hoping that the Constitution will be amended to include the entire book of Leviticus, which contains many of the Lord’s laws that have been flagrantly ignored–at America’s peril.
For one, we need no longer tolerate the mixed fiber combinations that are an abomination.
Praise Him!
January 19th, 2008 at 6:14 am
This is at the top of my wishlist: No man except a born-again Christian, a native-born citizen of the United States, or Jesus, shall be eligible to the Office of President; neither shall any Man be eligible to that Office who shall not have attained to the Age of thirty-five Years, and been fourteen Years a Resident within the United States, or been Resurrected. Praise Him! The Republicans could finally get the candidate they’ve always wanted.