Super Tuesday Comic Relief
For those too young to remember, that’s Tuesday Weld. For those of you guys who are old enough to remember, you’re welcome. Now put your pants back on.
Yes, Super Tuesday is over, but there’s no reason why Wednesday can’t be super, too! Let’s take another look at the candidates.
First the Democrats…
Hillary Clinton
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Barack Obama
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Well, I know you kids are going to say that I am biased and will be nicer to the Dems than I am to the Republicans, but it’s not true!! I think the Republicans are super, too!!
Mike Huckabee
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Hmmm, I think that poor little squirrel could use a miracle!
Mitt Romney
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Money can’t buy you love or, apparently, votes. Poor Mittsie. He won all the states where he’s lived, Michigan, Utah, and Massachusetts, but not many more.
Breaking news: Mitt Romney has just purchased homes in Kansas, Nebraska, Louisiana, Washington state, Virginia, Maryland and Washington D.C..
John McCain
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John McLiebercain had a good night, but Sean Hannity, Ann Coulter, Rush Limpdick Limbaugh, and Laura Ingraham don’t look too happy there! Go on over to the Raisin and check out more about how thrilled some of the water carriers are that McLiebercain just might be the Republican nominee.
Have a super day, kids!!
February 6th, 2008 at 4:34 am
Nonnie,
You’re almost too clever for your own good.
February 6th, 2008 at 4:53 am
Oh, my word, Nonnie! How do you do it?
February 6th, 2008 at 10:11 am
HAHAHAHAHAhahahahahahahaha!!!! Great work, nonnie. I don’t know what else to say about it. An excellent way to start a dreary day…
February 6th, 2008 at 11:52 am
awww, thank you, fearguth!
i can finally tell my mother that all those years spent reading comic books in my youth has finally paid off.
February 6th, 2008 at 11:54 am
dcup,
i think the explanation is sheer panic. i can’t think of anything to do, so i go to google and hope something will inspire me. then i just hope i get lucky! i’m nuthin’ without the google.
February 6th, 2008 at 11:56 am
hey gotta!
i am glad that i could make your day start off with a chuckle. this is the beginning of a dream i have that everyone will call john mcliebercain captain underpants from now on.
February 6th, 2008 at 4:22 pm
Captain Underpants it is, then. Although Captain Depends might be more appropriate considering his advanced years. Besides, I thought the Mittster had the market cornered in the magic underpants department (just what do Mittsie’s magic underpants do, anyway? I’m still confused on that one)…..
February 6th, 2008 at 5:28 pm
gotta,
i thought of changing it to captain depends, but i don’t want anyone to think that i think that he is dependable when the image is not available. captain underpants has that certain je ne sais quoi that captain depends doesn’t.
as for mittsie’s magic undies, i think they power they have is that they don’t show the stains and don’t allow the smell out when he craps his pants.
February 6th, 2008 at 5:43 pm
Captain Underpants is an appropriate error to Commander Codpiece’s throne. It is still hard for me to believe that someone would willingly vote for any of the Republican Brand guys. Also, it makes me a little nervous to think that they might be driving big heavy cars around on public streets.
February 6th, 2008 at 7:05 pm
fotc,
not only heavy cars, but they have guns, too!
February 6th, 2008 at 7:44 pm
Uh-Oh!
February 6th, 2008 at 8:16 pm
Maybe I’m just old enough, but Super Tuesday Weld is absolutely inspired. I can hardly wait another four years to see her break out again.
February 6th, 2008 at 8:27 pm
And Lord knows the canine population isn’t safe around these clowns, either, fotc. If they do those kind of things to innocent dogs, just think what they’ll do to the people….
February 6th, 2008 at 8:58 pm
mark,
maybe we can make a poster of out it for you to hang on your wall.
gotta, i don’t think any population is safe around any of them. to quote the cunning runt: Uh-Oh!
February 6th, 2008 at 10:06 pm
LOL! Purple potty people? I guess “freepers” doesn’t have the same alliterative effect. btw, that fantasy I used to have about being Wonder Woman? eh, not so much anymore. ugh!
February 6th, 2008 at 10:15 pm
jlynne,
i just had some chocolate pudding and would like to eat an entire can of pistachios. i want to be shrinking violet.