Trust us: we’re from big business, a big lobby and the government
And we say the odds of your brain sizzzzzzzzzzzzling like a deep fat fried microburger are so slim that you shouldn’t fret a bit. Even if it does hurt a tiny bit, I’m sure we can find a way to blame it on Arabs, mexicans or the other political party.
Now make yourself useful and go deregulate something more so we can remain competitive with slave owning countries.
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February 18th, 2008 at 8:04 am
Those cows were perfectly healthy when they stepped off the truck; we were just encouraging them a little.
Nothing to see here, folks. Move along.
February 19th, 2008 at 4:23 pm
‘went to school lunch and other public nutrition programs, and “almost all of this product is likely to have been consumed,”‘ So, what you gonna do about it? Hell, Congress will just have to give them immunity, otherwise they won’t cooperate in the war on tooth decay.
February 22nd, 2008 at 7:27 am
Hmm, I’d recommend the following
1. Seize the packing plant and sell it at auction. Donate the money to animal rights charities
2. Put the employees in the video and their immediate managers in jail.
February 25th, 2008 at 10:27 am
Watched F*cks News this morning and heard this teaser on the Neil Cavuto show:
“The biggest beef recall ever. And because a private group secretly videotaped a meat-packing plant. Is this an indication the government should get our of the meat-inspection business all together?”
Had to leave for work, but is this an incredible spin from the no-spin zone?
Next? “Thousands die on the highways. Perhaps the police just need to stop enforcing traffic laws all together.”