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February 20, 2008

TV Snide

Hey kids! You know how all the idiots pundits on tv are always calling John McLiebercain McCain Maverick? Well, I don’t know about you, but John McLiebercain McCain doesn’t conjure up in my mind pictures of a handsome, manly James Garner in tight pants and leather. In fact, the thought of John McLiebercain McCain in tight pants and lea…….
….Oh, my eyes are all watery. So sorry, where was I? Oh, yeah. Well, I was thinking of other tv shows that might suit Mr. McCain a bit better. First, I thought a nice light comedy would make John McLiebercain McCain a little less cranky….

Of course, that would mean recasting the role of Captain Tony Nelson. Hmmm, who could we get to stroke John McLiebercain McCain’s lamp faster and faster and faster until he pops? Oh! I know!

Then again, that role might be a bit too taxing physically for a man of John McLiebercain McCain’s years. Maybe something that will be a bit nostalgic….

Oops, maybe those memories aren’t all that pleasant. Besides, to tell you the truth, I, for one, don’t want to see John McLiebercain McCain in charge of any armed forces. I hear he has a temper.

Let’s see….Hey! Some of his friends are on the Intelligence Committee! I bet they could give John McLiebercain McCain some pointers if he were was were was wants to take on this role….

What’s that? It’s just been suggested to me by the completely imaginary person reading over my shoulder that the long walk through all the doors and the drop from the telephone booth would probably break a 71-year-old’s hip. Better keep thinking.

Perhaps John McLiebercain McCain would like to surround himself with young people. I wonder….would you welcome Mac, Kotter?

Somehow I can’t see that ending any other way than John McLiebercain McCain yelling at them all to get off his lawn.

Well, I think there’s only one thing to do. It’s time to put John McLiebercain McCain out to pasture out on the farm. He can bring Cindy with him! I bet she’ll just love it there…..

(original DVD cover)
…especially after she meets that little pig, Arnold!

16 Responses to “TV Snide”

  1. Fearguth Says:

    What a way to start the day!

  2. Kevin Hayden Says:

    I esp love the Green Acres. Cindy as Eva Gabor and the pig! So apt!

  3. nonnie9999 Says:

    fearguth,
    reading this crap is how you had to start your day? you poor thing. honey, i am gonna buy you a coffeemaker!

  4. nonnie9999 Says:

    hey kevin,
    how is that adorable little grandson of yours doing?
    don’t john and cindy look natural in green acres? i