Screams of my sister
One of the greatest tests of my Faith is maintaining a sense of perpetual aggrievement, even in the absence of anything to be upset about, and today the challenge was positively Job-like. Like a wayward pilgrim, I spent hours wandering through news sites, seeking something — anything — that would stoke my sense of righteous indignation. Sure, the praying chihuahua shows the typical liberal double standard — just imagine The Left’s cries of animal abuse if it were praying in a Christian church instead of a Buddhist temple — and ooh, surprise surprise, instructing your children in the black arts of harlotry makes them better whores. But just when I’m about to tell Kevin that the Holy Spirit is leaving me particularly unmoved and I’m going to have to show up empty-handed, I visit Prayer Warrior Michelle Malkin’s site, who once again shows me how it’s done:
Well, God damn America! Here are the Obamas’ tax returns. They show that much of the family’s recent wealth came from the success of Barack’s books, including the one whose title was inspired by his class warfare-spewing, profanity-spewing, upper-middle-class spiritual guru:
This is an Outrage! If anyone should be raking in $500K annually, it’s Michelle Malkin and the rest of her Regnery stablemates, who are lucky if they see a thin dime. Book buyers of America, why do you hate America so? My lone note of gratitude in this whole sordid affair is that the Obama campaign released this information publicly, thereby sparing Michelle from having to snatch the Obamas’ 1040 out of their mailbox.
For a person of such lauded intellectual gifts, I have to ask one question: Why hasn’t Barack Hussein Obama absorbed the lessons of John Edwards — that liberals who don’t live in abject poverty are HYPOCRITES!!! Has the fawning liberal media even bothered to ask him how many $400 weaves he’s gotten? After all, he is an unreconstructed Marxist who’s surrounded himself with a cadre of the most radical political economists Pyongyang has to offer. Plus he’s black, and for him to prosper shows how truly broken the Democrats have left the American economy. Praise Him!
March 25th, 2008 at 9:50 pm
To paraphrase Will Durst. If you aren’t deeply disturbed, you aren’t paying attention.
Keep em comin.
March 25th, 2008 at 9:59 pm
Great post — the title really made me laugh, too.
March 25th, 2008 at 10:07 pm
Malkin is a hate site. I know because every time I end up following a link there, I hate her even more.