It’s 3 a.m., Hillary, and the phone’s ringing
And to keep your head about you in that moment of concern, I prepared a crib sheet for you.
If the call comes from the person in this second picture, relax, the person isn’t carrying heat.
If the call comes from the person on the left in this second picture, sound the red alert!
And if I were you, I’d stop kneeling in the temple of such a dangerous wacko. If you’re gonna try and handle those 3 a.m. calls, it’s important to recognize a friend from a foe. It’s equally important that the citizenry doesn’t think you’re appeasing that foe, or they’ll be calling you Neville Chamberlain the other 23 hours of the day.
