Hillary’s Shrinkage Problem and How the Better Man Has Overcome That
From the city that spawned Pogo cartoonist Walt Kelly and underground toonist R. Crumb, painters Mary Cassatt and Andrew Wyeth, comedians like David Brenner, Bill Cosby, WC Fields, Adam Carolla, Curly Joe diRita, Larry Fine and Tina Fey, legends like Princess Grace (Kelly), the Nicholas Brothers and Dick Clark, big and little-screen stars like the Barrymores, Jack Klugman, Will Smith, Richard Gere, Kim Delaney, Peter Boyle, Kevin Bacon and Chuck Barris, and historical giants like Ben Franklin, the Grimke Sisters, Alexander Hamilton and Thomas Paine, and a huge assortment of celebrity athletes including real boxers like Sonny Liston, Joe Frazier, Tyrell Biggs, Randall “Tex” Cobb, and Matthew Saad Muhammad, Philly was also the site of the rebellious plotters and Constitutional conventioneers who created this nation.
So of course, Hillary chose to adopt for her Pennsylvania campaign theme, the symbolic character Rocky Balboa, who was played by HGH abuser Sylvester Stallone, a John McCain supporter.
Must be she’s trying to tell us something nice about our Johnny boy.
Her supporter, arch-conservative Rupert Murdoch, had his crack team of journalists on the story immediately and the AP picked it up like good monkey-seers do.
A Pew Research poll had her Pennsylvania lead down to just 5% over Obama, so utilizing a McCain prop to boost her sagging fortunes makes sense. But Stallone swears by the use of HGH and testosterone to keep his machismo flowing.
The hero John McCain, who can still attract the babes at the age of 241, just says no to artificial enhancers. Here he displays the talented part of his anatomy that still drives his peroxide pixies wild:
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