It’s 3 am
And the phone’s not ringing. Because it’s night in most of the trouble spots in the world, silly.
Hillary Clinton is sleeping soundly. Barack Obama is, too.
At 4 am, the phone’s still not ringing. John McCain is lost in the pantry, where he went to take a pee at 3 am, wondering where his pajama bottoms disappeared to and how to work the bi-fold doors.



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