Tomorrow’s Lead Gossip Item To Attack Obama
The rightists will be running around with their latex minishorts fastened too tight tomorrow, certain that voters will be enraged at Obama because some actress - controversial 35 years ago - answered a question on Wednesday to say she’d vote for Obama. That, they believe, will prove he’s daft on foreign policy while the mistake-prone McCain is flawless because he acted heroically as a POW way back when the actress was politically foolish.
The war, the economy, foreclosures, healthcare, global warming, and the price of gas will NOT matter to the average voter - is how their reasoning goes - but JANE FREAKING FONDA! will be what they’ll punch the ballot against because a 70 year old largely retired woman who is not part of his campaign can never be pardoned from a crime of nonviolence she has apologized for more than once, some years ago.
That’s how much they insult the intelligence of the average middle class voter.
Those ever-shrinking minishorts sure put a lot of pressure on their brains.
