Latest Polling
In the latest poll from Rove/Colson, John McCain is losing to YouGottaBeKiddingMe 53%-28%. If the Democratic nominee were John McCain, he’d lose by a wider margin.
According to the internals, 93% support his plan to Stay in Iraq Forever, if he’ll send the troops home and promise not to build any WMDs.
22% support his economic plan of retiring to Arizona to oversee a cotton plantation where everybody in the country on food stamps can work for a small fee.
84% of the forgotten Americans he visited want to know if Arizona Senators taste better boiled or half-baked.
And by a margin of 84% - 11% - 73% voters say they trust pollsters to tell them who they have to vote for as long as it’s not John McCain.
