Insanity Fare
Hey kids! I bet you heard all about the controversy (dont’cha love the way British people say that word? That and laboratory. But never mind that now.) about Miley Cyrus (whoever the hell she is) and some pictures that Vanity Fair is going to run of her. The pictures are supposedly a bit risque, and all the talking heads on the teevee are going nuts over it. As I understand it, the scandalous photo shows her naked……back! Pffffft, ya call that scandalous? Obviously, the idiots don’t remember really scandalous magazine photos of the past. Worse than just photos, they actually showed up on the covers!!! Luckily, I was able to dig some of them up so you can see what I am talking about. Seems that the Miley (whoever the hell she is) photo is not the first time Vanity Fair has stirred up a $hit$torm (yeah, it really is all about the $$$$$). Do you remember this one, kids?
How about this one?
And it’s not just Vanity Fair, kids! Lots of magazines are putting out this trash!
You all know about the John McCain/George W. Bush embrace. We’ve seen the pictures a hundred times. However, I bet you didn’t see what happened later on. Good thing that Rolling Stone was there to document it!
Now, you know I don’t condone nudity on magazine covers, and I don’t give Rolling Stone a pass on that one. However, that cover has nothin’ on this next one from New York Magazine. They (whoever the hell they are) say that there is no such thing as bad publicity, but I bet they (whoever the hell they are) haven’t seen this…..
The scandalous pics are not confined to just entertainment magazines either. They have even infiltrated magazines dedicated to educating parents! This particular cover caused quite a stir when it came out, and I am posting it here only for your edification. I think it is the most disturbing of all!
How much ya wanna bet that’s a lobbyist?
April 30th, 2008 at 3:35 am
I think you just ruined my capacity for sex forever, Nonnie. Is there a sex therapist in the house? A hooker?
April 30th, 2008 at 2:19 pm
ugh! it’s official. i am the anti-viagra. if an erection lasts for more than 4 hours, just think of me.
April 30th, 2008 at 5:12 pm
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April 30th, 2008 at 5:44 pm
Yikes!
April 30th, 2008 at 5:50 pm
ROTFLMAO!!!!
Oh, Oh, I may have an aneurysm bursting or something. This is about as funny (and disgusting) a group of magazine covers as I’ve ever seen non’s, bar none.
Is John McCain birthing a nation there, or does he just need to unload another steaming pile of bull$hit?
The second one is my favorite, I think. Captain Underpants must have been airbrushed, we know he can’t look anywhere near that good. But I suspect that the other two are fairly accurate depictions of the naked wonders of McLiebersame and Graham.
The last one creeps me out, though, even as I’m laughing. I’m horrified, yet can’t look away….
April 30th, 2008 at 6:39 pm
did i scare you, fotc? i sorry!
April 30th, 2008 at 6:51 pm
no, gotta! no aneurysm! that would mean captain underpants has won.
i don’t think capt u is birthing anything. he has merely been indulging in too much of the source of his wife’s money–beer. of course, they are all accurate depictions, right down to lindsey-poo’s heart tattoo (with john inside, of course) on his ass.
April 30th, 2008 at 10:03 pm
I was struck speechless. McUnderpants will not raise taxes or take away your gun. This is good because, if he keeps running up debt to support oil and defence industries, we will need our guns to shoot food.
April 30th, 2008 at 10:07 pm
maybe i can show the magazine covers to capt underpants so he can be struck speechless, too. oh wait, maybe we don’t want him speechless. the more he says, the bigger the hole he digs for himself.
April 30th, 2008 at 11:16 pm
omgosh nonnie, i am typeless. outrageously hilarious, home run!! grand slam. cough choke
April 30th, 2008 at 11:29 pm
thanks, jlms!
can i get you a lozenge, hon?