Always Glad To Help
I notice that Johnathon Sidney McCain the Third is asking blogtopia (y! sctw!) to help spread the word about his poiciies and plans for the future. Being the kind, charitable Force For Good In Our Time that I am, I thought I would respond to the challenge presented here.
First of all, I’m not sure exactly which of Johnathon Sidney McCain the Third’s policies and plans for the future I should be telling you, dear reader, all about - he has a tendency to flip flop on just about every issue coming from either side of his mouth*.
Second of all, I’m pretty sure that, no matter which side of his mouth he’s talking from, I would not be in favor of his policies. From continuing to subsidize the elite with tax giveaways, to extending government corporate welfare programs, to continuing the Texas Souffle’s policy of illegal invasion and occupation of foreign countries, Johnathon Sidney McCain the Third, his blue blood beer heiress trophy wife, and the rich lobbyists who continue to work for his campaign are advancing policy positions diametrically opposed to my own.
Finally**, the repeated violations of his own campaign finance reform law, the outright refusal of his meal ticket to disclose her tax returns, and the media’s refusal to report on it indicate to me that this arrogant wealthy Republican’t seems to think that somebody is going to buy his bull$hit. I would respectfully beg to differ on that score…
* - just curious: has anyone noticed any sort of ongoing media narrative about Johnathon Sidney McCain the Third being a shameless flip flopping political opportunist? I seem to recall an organized, relentless, media saturation campaign about a presidential candidate being a flip flopper during the last presidential election. Funny how, now that it’s a Republican’t who’s talking out of all sides of his mouth on the issues, the media is silent on this particular point…
** - and the crowd screams with enjoyment!
