McCain repudiates endorsement of a freakish guy
“I categorically reject the recent endorsement of that jowly guy,” asserted John McCain, “man, did you see the size of the pontoons that dude has on his face? If I’d known he looked like a blowfish, I would have harpooned him, not embraced him.”
The fat Nazi bootlicker responded: “I can’t believe that non-Caucasian subhuman Obama would try to make me sound like I approved of Brother Adolf. I hereby withdraw my endorsement of that lovely-jowled, quadruple-chinned Adonis, McCain, so I won’t be a distraction to his coronation as Grand Wizard of the United States of Aryanica.


