The Secret Michelle Obama Video, Pt. 2
I’ve dug even deeper now, checking sources within both campaigns, and the House of Representatives. As the words Michelle Obama spoke happened in church, I checked with other churchgoers about it and they have confirmed that Obama actually HAS been spotted going to church, which only increases the odds that she spoke in church as well.
We’ve already verified that Yes, she is Black. Yes, she has been seen in one area with several known murderers: I’ve proven Charlie Manson, Ted Bundy and Diane Downs have been in the same states as she has aT EXACTLY THE SAME TIME more than once.
And, if you’ve been following my research, you already know I’ve proven she’s NEVER BEEN WHITE, so why has she refused to be whiter than she actually is? That’s extremely suspicious.
And FINALLY, I can confirm that Larry Johnson never worked for the CIA and was only a part-time security guard till he started blogging to cover his debts that resulted from his repeated efforts to plunge neck-deep into his own sphincter.
Please donate, so he can finally afford his desperately needed gerbilectomy.
June 6th, 2008 at 8:23 am
I knew it!! They’ve been sitting on this explosive video to drag out at the most dramatic moment! The world trembles in anticipation of Michelle Obama’s non-whiteness churchosity!
June 6th, 2008 at 10:56 am
I have
heard a rumorproof that Michelle Obama once wore a scarf.That’s tantamount to wearing a black-and-white paisley scarf.
Which as we all know is the same as wearing a keffiya.
Which is of course a sekrit coded signal that expresses support for terrists.
Brown ones. Scary ones. Islamofascist ones.
And I will reveal this proof as soon as I
pull it out of my assfeel the time is right.June 6th, 2008 at 5:57 pm
[…] In the past three days, after the nomination by delegate count was achieved (though not official till the convention vote), we got treated to a victory speech on one side and an odd non-concession speech from the other side. The latter had Clinton’s own supporters (esp. the elected ones) agog and semi-openly rebelling. Some diehards (BET owner/billionaire Bob “I’m Buying” Johnson, Geraldine Ferraro (who forgot the Andy Warhol rule or lost her wristwatch), Lanny (Love the Lime Kool-Aid) Davis, and the especially rancid Larry Johnson) viewed it as an opportunity to (a) try to leverage Clinton’s way onto the ticket as VP, (b) demand that Obama cover Clinton’s debts, (c) remind everyone that Clinton’s the Greater Victim (not the 2nd place finisher), in case you’d not paid attention for the past 5 months, and (d) predict Doom For Obama from the scandalous secret proof that the GOP will reveal in the final two weeks (he’s been hiding Saddam’s WMDs in Michelle’s bra!) […]
July 17th, 2009 at 7:18 am
[…] After many hours of searching, working with my operatives, and sleeping around like James Bond to gather information, I have finally found the infamous video, and I am posting it here for all the world to see. […]