Latest polls: McCain’s difficulty relating to humans continues
The numbers from the latest Giddyup Poll are pretty grim:
Taxpayer-Americans think John McCain “is an overpriced tart,” 63%-36%.
Respiration-Americans suspect he has that “mothballs and bay rum ‘old man’ smell,” 71%-29%
Sentient-Americans in the tv-watching class with incomes between zero and infinity and education exceeding a fencepost believe his vision of America is a country full of “large-breasted blondes who love barbecue and give him millions of dollars for his recipes,” 67%-31%.
The poll also found that Americans with skin said McCain reminds them of ‘that power-mad middle school vice principal who gave them detention just to prove that he could,’ 88%-12%.
June 11th, 2008 at 10:59 am
Taxpayer-Americans think John McCain “is an overpriced tart,” 63%-36%.
Yes - but since a watery tart threw a sword at him, he thinks he’s destined to wield supreme executive power!
Respiration-Americans suspect he has that “mothballs and bay rum ‘old man’ smell,” 71%-29%
Do we burn him, bury him, or dump him (in the Thames)?
Sentient-Americans in the tv-watching class with incomes between zero and infinity and education exceeding a fencepost believe his vision of America is a country full of “large-breasted blondes who love barbecue and give him millions of dollars for his recipes,” 67%-31%.
But please note the large breasted typist in the background. She’ll be voting for Obama!
Just remember, Kevin - almost everything can somehow be tied back to Monty Python…