Blinky, Inky, Pinky, and Clydesdales?
Hey kids! Long time, no see. I had to stop by, because, the other day, I discovered that Captain Underpants John McCain had a brand new video game on his website! No, really! Stop laughing!!! If you want to see it, Wonkette has the game. Go ahead, I’ll wait. Are you back? As you can see, the game is called Pork Invaders. Is this another scare tactic by the Captain Underpants John McCain campaign? Are they targeting observant Muslims and Jews who are pork evaders? Well, I don’t think that Captain Underpants John McCain is a scaremonger, so I am sure he just got some bad advice. That’s why I’m here. I am going to help out the campaign with a game that is much more suitable. Of course, Donkey Kong is out of the question, and there is no Elephant Kong. I’ve got it! PACman! Why is that more appropriate? Check here. Okay, all caught up? Let’s get to the game.
I know it’s hard to see everything, but have no fear. Here’s a handy dandy little chart to introduce you to the ghosts and to explain how the scoring works:
So, kids, someone grab some cold Buds, and let’s play PACman!!!
June 25th, 2008 at 6:08 am
Pork Invaders? How unimaginative! I was expecting American Pork Choppers.
June 25th, 2008 at 6:28 am
I’ll have to have a cold root beer by my side as I play this game! If I had a cold beer or six, I’d end up smashing my computer!
June 25th, 2008 at 4:58 pm
hi fearguth!!
you know that you can never accuse the capt underpants campaign of having an imagination. well, other than imagining the huge terror attack we will suffer if the country dares to elect democrats.
June 25th, 2008 at 4:59 pm
dcup,
i think you will need something a bit stronger than root beer. perhaps cindy lou can bake you some percocet chip cookies to go along with your soft drink.
June 25th, 2008 at 5:37 pm
[…] On a lighter note, if you are in the mood to read a little about another kind of ghost, check out my post over at American Street! […]
June 25th, 2008 at 10:42 pm
i love the idea of the pacman game.
you were so brave to visit mccain’s web site.
June 25th, 2008 at 11:40 pm
hi jlms!
i got there accidentally. however, there is some entertainment value. did you read some of the comments that people left in the section where he sells mccain gear? hilarious!! aww, i just checked, and they disabled the comments section. however, you can read some of them over at the big orange in this diary.