Goodbye to a Love Machine
No, I didn’t sell the vibrator. I was sending a fond au revoir to Isaac, aka: Shaft and the world’s most famous Chef.
No one will be able to keep the Cartman in line ever again.
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After the release of ‘Shaft’, I had my race change operation, shaved my head, donned Ray-bans and 183 lbs of gold jewelry and started telling everyone that walked by me that I was a bad motherfucker. Instead of saying “darnitall” and “jeepers” to my brother, Wally.
Seriously. And then I kicked that ratbastard Eddie Haskell’s skinnyass skinny ass.
Isaac was so cool that the coolness overcame the dweebness throughout the known universe.
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I can imagine Samuel Jackson must be looking over his shoulder about now.
Mr. Hayes had health problems in recent years but had continued to tour and work occasionally in film (he had a role in “Soul Men,” a comedy set for release in November and starring Samuel L. Jackson and Bernie Mac, the comedian who died Saturday).
Goodbye, Mr. Hayes. You added some great memorable moments to an oft-dismal planet.
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You will be missed.
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