Witless Protection Program
If you’re lucky enough to have conservative family members who forward you emails on the important political issues of our day, you’re undoubtedly familiar with Barack Hussein Obama-Soetoro’s death list. I found it to be an invaluable resource, as it settled all those lingering doubts I’ve had about “The One” (Ha! Isn’t that rich?), as well as neatly tying up some loose ends, like Obama & Hitlery Clinton tag-teaming the unfortunate Gandy Baugh, may he rest in peace†. One of Obama’s political acquaintances must have found it in his inbox, because it’s pretty clear that he’s running scared:
Emil Jones, who helped Barack Obama reach the U.S. Senate and has been Gov. Rod Blagojevich’s staunchest ally, said Monday he will not seek re-election in November and plans to retire at the end of his term.The 72-year-old president of the Illinois Senate thanked colleagues and constituents in a statement released by his office, but the 35-year veteran of the Legislature didn’t say why he was retiring.
Jones told Crain’s Chicago Business he wanted to spend more time with his family. He declined to comment when reached by The Associated Press.
Wanting to spend more time with your family when your not even under indictment is a definite red flag here. Only a political novice or someone deep in the throes of desperation could make such a misstep.
I would advise Mr. Jones to keep watching that rearview mirror. Hopefully he can procure a fake beard, a suitcase full of cash, and a one-way ticket to Latin America, before the revised version of this list has him mysteriously passing away from “natural causes.” Praise Him!
