Forgetful Old White Haired Guy Threatens to Steal Thunder & Lightning from the Sky
After forgetting that he and his wife own 846 homes and the Vietnam War ended 34 years ago, John McCain’s campaign is crying ‘no fair’ about the criticism and says “he’s taking the gloves off”. So Obama now faces being pummeled by some really really wrinkled, liver-spotted hands.
Among the mud that Desperate Crying John plans to fling:
1) One of Obama’s early political supporters blew up a statue with a bomb in 1970, when Obama was 7 years old. But the two served on the board of a foundation that met 4 times a year about 30 years later. So Obama might have cooties from him.
2) Obama’s neighbor might be a crook and they’ve had dinner together. So Obama and him may have borrowed each other’s lawnmower. Which might mean there’s grass involved.
3) Obama’s minister talks like he might have a grudge against white authorities and seems a bit paranoid and daft. Fortunately, he’s not a Catholic priest so Obama wasn’t molested. But some people suspect he might be a little bit Black.
4) And other stuff, that the old white haired wrinkled guy can’t remember right now, but he’s sure will hurt.
Team Obama responded with this statement: “gee, what took him so long? Normally he reverses course way faster than that. He must be getting soft from spending too much time sunning himself at his elebenty million dollar vacation homes windsurfing with French aristocrats and eating fried kitten pate.”
