Subprime Mortgage, Subprime Values
Despite The Left’s relentless whining about our alleged housing “crisis,” the truth of the matter is that it brings far more upside than downside to Our Nation. Losing your home will inoculate you against unfair charges of “elitism” from Barack Hussein Obama’s arugula-munching disciples — unless you’re a liberal, at which point you’re an irresponsible deadbeat who brought this on yourself. It’s thrown a wrench in the radical homosexual activists’ recruitment drive to bring people into their perverted “lifestyle” through “safe-sex” activities like interior decorating and remodeling. Most importantly, Our Heavenly King is working through the foreclosure epidemic to help preserve the Sanctity of Traditional Marriage:
Apparently, some married California men had motives other than investment when they purchased luxury condominiums in Vegas.Naturally, during the good times, these men, being diligent, came out here every few weeks to check on their properties. I am sure they missed their families, but work is work. Now, of course, some of those same owners, despite their diligence, are being forced to let go of those investment properties and occasionally, with the foreclosure, someone is losing a home. Huh?
This weekend I met an unexpected victim of the foreclosure crisis–one who didn’t want her name used. A longtime Vegas escort, she was living in an apartment when a sugar daddy lured her into living at his investment property rent-free. The arrangement was simply too good to pass up. (You can guess what he took as payment instead.)
I find it immensely telling that Democrats have made keeping these whorehouses open a centerpiece of their economic strategy, and it certainly calls for closer scrutiny of the “working families” whose fortunes they’re always championing: What, Pray tell, is their chosen vocation — the world’s oldest one? It’s precisely issues like this that show how out of step the Democrat Party is with the American voting public. If they were truly interested in strengthening Our Nation’s families, they’d devote their energies to evicting these harlots and promoting Traditional Marriage, particularly to wealthy blonde heiresses. Praise Him!
