Sarah does the RNC - pt 1
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To get you up to speed, I gotta do a setting and an intro. This here’s about a lovely lady who gave a big ole speech tanight at the R.n.C., which I like to call the Real Nice Convention cuz everbuddy seems so plumb happy, jus’ like a moose after heat.
So before the big speech, to get you caught up & stuff, this is about a most special gal. Her picture is below and doncha like her heavenly glow? That’s cause the Gude Lord made her all perfick, without aboriginal sin.
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Via TomMcMahon.net
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“Behold, I bring you great tidings
of the Vice of your life.
Say howdy to Sarah, Sarah Divine…”
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(Oh hey btw, if any page asks you for a pastword, just remember the four letter secret word is ‘pray’, okie-dokie? And yes, this here humer is pretty hi-brow stuff, so keep your eyebrow high.)
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Go to Act 2: The angry dwarf
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September 3rd, 2008 at 10:31 pm
I snorted beer through my nose at the other one planning her escape! Can’t wait for the next installment.