Obama’s penis still not polling well
The latest poll provides plenty of good news for Obama. On issues, he’s even holding his own on handling Iraq, though McCain still has a considerable edge on handling foreign policy.
But the one demographic that seems to mystify still is the lack of support Obama gets from white males and from people over 65. With both, McCain holds a 17 pt edge.
I’ve been asking senior citizens and white guys what the deal is on that, branching out from the 41 percent I usually hang out with to the 58 percent so committed to McCain. Surprisingly, they all seem to congregate at three places in my city. The United Holy Sainted Mother of That Nice Blonde God Boy Feller, the Republican Party Headquarters & Grill, and the United Holy Sainted Exotic Woo-Woo Dancer Club.
The reasons for their massive support for McCain always seemed to boil down to three. A majority of the seniors said they can better identify with McCain because he understands their aches and pains and what ingrates their grandkids are, who never send thank-you notes. About 25% of the white male supporters of McCain indicated it was Palin that had drawn them in. On the question of her experience, the common reply was “Who cares? She’s a GILF.”
But nearly 75% of the white guys backing the Arizona Senator noted that Obama must have a huge unit and grapefruit-sized balls to even think he could become president, with the sizable posse the job entails. They also asserted that their own sex lives weren’t as exciting as they used to be, which they attribute to the debilatory impact of watching their wives and girlfriends dancing to hip-hop music, which inevitably promoted shrinkage.
And just 2% indicated that Obama looked too much like Webster, all grown up, to be considered ‘presidential enough.’
