Google Bordello
Google’s war on Our Nation’s Values takes many shapes, whether it be the liberal bias of their search algorithms or those terrorist-abetting maps to Donald Rumsfeld’s house. The latest slap in the face we’ve had to endure is their endorsement of the radical homosexual lifestyle, which has made one thing abundantly clear: We Christians really need to start looking for our porn elsewhere:
A Christian conservative activist in California says he will be using a new Internet search engine now that Google has publicly proclaimed its support for same-sex “marriage” and its opposition to the state’s marriage protection amendment. …Randy Thomasson of the Campaign for Children and Families says young billionaires Sergey Brin and Larry Page (Google co-founder) have “replaced all notions of God’s truth by worshiping money as god.”
“You might have noticed that their website…actually avoids…Thanksgiving, diminishes holidays like the Fourth of July, gives sarcastic tribute to Easter and Christmas, and actually elevates more pagan-type holidays to their liking,” he points out. “So, it’s no surprise whatsoever.”
Lord knows how my Faith has been tested by those wicked holiday Google logos. Homosexuality never looks so appealing as when it’s in doodle form, and Andy Warhol’s birthday pretty much sent me over the edge — running home to watch Passions, lurking in AOL M4M chatrooms, and marathon sessions of ordering sample fabric swatches from Laura Ashley and Restoration Hardware; in short, the worst three years of my life.
While I suppose in theory I’ll miss the fact-checking Google allows, the truth of the matter is all that veracity was something of a drag, blogging-wise, and truthfully held me back. I’m looking forward to the brave new electronic frontier I’ll discover by relying solely on Christian search engines, or just by pulling shit wholesale out of my ass — maybe even Time’s blog of the year is in reach. Praise Him!
October 1st, 2008 at 10:09 am
People like this test my faith, too.
Maybe that’s why they exist.
October 1st, 2008 at 10:13 am
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