Maybe She Should Have Kept That E-Bay Plane
Operative paragraph of a rare incidence of the AP doing it’s job (via):
In all, Palin has charged the state $21,012 for her three daughters’ 64 one-way and 12 round-trip commercial flights since she took office in December 2006. In some other cases, she has charged the state for hotel rooms for the girls.
No doubt further inquiry will reveal that all of the spots the Palin family visited were exclusively within “Real, Pro-America” parts of the country. Any suggestions that this behavior might consitute theft in office or tax evasion will be met with the usual IOKIYAR “Tut-Tutting” from the Village media.
Also, now transferred from the elitist Anti-American snobbish parts of the country and forevermore designated “Real Stores” as acceptable to “Real Americans” as Walmart, K-Mart, Sears and Sam’s Club:
Saks Fifth Avenue - $49,425.74
Neiman Marcus - $75,062.63
Other stores that are now permissible for “Real Americans” to patriotically do their part to help bail out the economy by shopping till they drop are:
Barney’s - $789.72
Bloomingdales - $5,102.71
Atelier - $4,902.45
Macy’s - $4,396.94
Not only might this list be expanded, it also may be the Rosetta Stone linking the Grand Unified Theory of Stunning Wardrobes for Minnesota Republicans.
