I Must Have Been A Good Little Boy
First Cheney and Gonzales get indicted, now Ann Coulter’s mouth is wired shut. (HT Gawker)
All my wishes are coming true! Either it’s time to play the lottery or finish that stable for all the ponies I’m getting for Christmas.
What’s next? I do have my Secret Santa List if anyone’s feeling especially generous.
- Rush Limbaugh develops incurable laryngitis.
- Karl Rove gets caught in a gay prostitution/drug ring with Dick Morris.
- Hannity without Colmes becomes such a ratings disaster he gets canceled, replaced by the Sarah Palin animal appreciation hour — Pet-n-Palin.
- Bill O’Reilly get’s kidnapped and no one will pay the ransom.
- John Yoo get’s hit by a bus.
Karma is AWESOME! All that’s left is for Bush to announce “Mission Accomplished;” that the final step in completing his dad’s vision for a new world order is complete and that his final official act will be to sign over the deed to the United States of America to the Chinese as collateral for a way-cool casino/trick-bike track they’re building for him in Crawford.
Oh hell, I really don’t need all that. I’d settle for just John Yoo getting hit by a bus.
November 25th, 2008 at 6:07 pm
[…] Mark Adams takes the occassion to wish ill on other rightwingers and even death on one of them. All my wishes are coming true! Either it’s time to play the lottery or finish that stable for all the ponies I’m getting for Christmas. […]
November 25th, 2008 at 7:37 pm
[…] Ann Coulter Breaks Jaw; Liberals Too Hategasmic With Schadenfreude To Realize It Doesn’t Stop Her from Writing Published November 26, 2008 Internet Memes Tags: ann coulter breaks jaw, ann coulter jaw, ashley todd, che, cheeseburger, mao, norton anti-virus 2009, nutritional supplements, stalin Apparently, lefties who have complained about her books and her columns don’t understand that Ann getting her jaw wired shut doesn’t stop her from writing. Huh. Ann Coulter has Broken Her Jaw, So it Had to be Wired Shut. […]
November 25th, 2008 at 7:50 pm
[editorial staff note: gratuitous teddy kennedy ad hominem reference. But where’s the Clenis joke?]
I guess you enjoy other people’s pain.
I’ll be hoping she’ll fully recover as I have hoped for Tedd Kennedy and anyone else in these situations. It’s just sad there’s so many angry liberals out there.
November 25th, 2008 at 8:33 pm
[potty mouth insults removed by editorial staff]
Hope your this happy when the murderer “FAT” Teddy finally drops Dead!!! Won’t that be Great????
[gratuitous reich wing ad hominem insults retained by editorial staff]
November 26th, 2008 at 9:17 am
[ed staff note: my, my - somebody’s feathers have been ruffled! original email left intact verbatim. reich wing hate speech alert]
My Christmas list:
- A “magic bullet” for both B. Hussein Obama and Shillary during the inauguration speech.
- Throat cancer for the Rev. Jeremiah Wright.
- Bill Ayers blows himself up with maximum collateral damage at a Weather Underground reunion.
- Al Franken gets electrocuted by the microphone on the podium during his concession speech to Norm Coleman.
- Nancy Pelosi resigns from her Speaker post due to complications from too many botox treatments.
- Harry Reed buys the farm after being used as a piñata by the 1st Cavalry Division.
- Mark Adams dies from AIDS given to him by his promiscuous husband.
November 26th, 2008 at 10:48 am
[editorial staff special ironic timing juxtaposition alert - compare and contrast to previous comment by kilroy]
I stand in awe of the irony….your website claims to expose the lack of compassion of conservatives, and then you take pleasure in the misfortune of others.
I honestly don’t remember any conservatives responding with anything but sympathy when Sen Kennedy fell ill. But when the shoe is on the other foot, any compassion or concern is thrown out in favor of childish glee over another’s misfortune. How hollow you can sound!
November 26th, 2008 at 1:05 pm
I want to see David Addington pummeled by a band of Girl Scouts till he cries and wets hisself.
And some century, a silver stake thru Cheney’s heart so he’ll be no longer among the undead.
November 27th, 2008 at 12:56 am
[editorial staff note: ad hominem reich wing hate speech alert]
Gee Mr. AQdams you’d look really good in your mug shot when they break that gay prostitution ring. And I’m sure as a good boy you’ll get it right where you like it in the environment you have undoubtedly frequented often.
November 27th, 2008 at 12:17 pm
Heh, indeedy.
So if I got this straight, if I’m not completely captivated by the she-male Coultergeist that means I’m gay. Really, is that the best they got? Being gay is the epitome of slur to these Neanderthals. That’s funny.
For the record, getting hit by a bus won’t necessarily kill you, just ruin your day. Besides, John Yoo is such a pudgy dough-boy, he’d just bounce off.
Since he already sold his soul in the process of justifying torture, I rank him right up with Torquemada, Pol Pot, Stalin, Hitler and The Marquis De Sade. He’s a reprehensible human who authorized one of the few crimes the Federal Government recognizes as punishable by death, so yeah — a bus is probably too good for him. Such sociopathy deserves something more imaginative.
[And to the editors, nice job documenting the atrocities!]