The Giant Anal Fissure Spouts Again
“One of the things that I find a little bit disturbing about this recent disclosure is …”
… it draws lots of the shit-chomping Super Giant Slug-faced Satanic Wussyboys out from their sulfurous dungeons to foul the air again with the puke-drenched emissions of meaningless noise that leads once normal boys into a life doing horrible nasty and wholly inhuman things.
I mean, granting these hellish hordes a pre-frontal presidential pardon would be enough to satisfy any mortal, but such vermin as these display their gratitude by sucking the blood of babies while cackling menacingly. They don’t understand that they’ve been rendered insignificant after lives lived like good little Nazis and keep on emerging to prove that evil never dies, never rests and must be stopped with silver stakes through their blowholes.
And their remora-like defenders are equally absurd and undeserving of a microscopic speck of goodwill. They’ll never admit their crimes against everything that lives and pardoning them is an act of great political cowardice.
The supposedly great Lancelot lacks the stomach to lance this putrid anal boil. And none will ever be safe because of that.
Yes, THAT I find most disturbing.


