After all, he took a nobody actress and made her almost a somebody:
(AP) ST. LOUIS Days after actor Michael J. Fox appeared in a TV ad urging Missouri voters to support stem cell research, opponents will unveil their own commercial during the World Series Wednesday night.
The Cardinals’ starting pitcher for Game 4, Jeff Suppan, is among several celebrities who appear in the minute-long ad. Others include Arizona Cardinals quarterback Kurt Warner, Kansas City Royals player Mike Sweeney and two actors — Patricia Heaton of TV’s “Everybody Loves Raymond” and Jim Caviezel, who portrayed Jesus in “The Passion of the Christ.”
“Amendment 2 claims it bans human cloning, but in the 2,000 words you don’t read, it makes cloning a constitutional right,” Suppan says in the commercial. “Don’t be deceived.”
Amendment 2 would provide constitutional protections for embryonic stem cell research in Missouri.
I’m voting for Alex Keaton to go Back To The Future, and rooting for Jeremy Bonderman, Craig Monroe, Carlos Guillen, Magglio Ordonez, Brandon Inge, Sean Casey and the rest of the Motown Maulers to take some starch out of the Arch.
As for Raymond, we’re cool, but in your next sitcom, go with Sandra Bullock, whose immediate $1 million donation to the tsunami relief effort helped spur $1.03 billion that was ponied up. (Her donation, as an individual, was only exceeded by Steven Spielberg’s $1.5 million).